Housemate 5: Pretty vacant Housemate 6: Geordie winner lookalike and bitchslap candidate extraordinaire Housemate 7: Trendy, okaaaay... Housemate 8: Sad, sad wannabe

I want to kill number 10 already

Housemate 9: No comment Housemate 10: It girl? Shit girl Housemate 11: He's right. I don't like him Housemate 12: Variety show presenter Housemate 13: No but yeah but no but yeah...

To think I've missed Heroes for this...

Housemate 14: An albino, a mosquito, my libido... Housemate 15: Old timer Housemate 16: Needs her drink spiked with Valium

HouseMates Mario Lisa Luke Stephanie Rachel Dale Syvia Dennis Mikey Alexandra Rex Mohammed Rebecca Darnell Jennifer Kathreya

Mario - Midlife Crisis man Lisa - Nouvoux rich plastic queen Luke - I actually liked him Stephanie - A waste of oxygen Rachel - May not be as annoying as she first seems Dale - Total see you next Tuesday Sylvia - The first person I have heard use the word trendy for ten years. That aside dull. Dennis - Would have difficulty dancing with two broken legs which is what he would have if I had to share the house with him. Mikey - Too early to say. I suspect very annoying. Alexandra - Boy the British cannot stand people who are actually confident in themselves can they ? I liked her. Rex - Very, very dull. How the fuck did he slip through ? Mohammed - Too early to tell. Rebecca - would already be lieing in a pool of blood if I was in the house. Who knows she may calm down. Darnell - He's albino. I kow because he said he didn't want tha to be a factor forty times. Waste of time. Jennifer - Destined to be this year's Grace/Charley. Got Black Widow eyes. Kat - Slip me ten grand I'll kill the bitch myself. That said it is the best bunch of initial housemates for a few years. That couple have zero chance of pulling off that task. He is too jumpy and she will give it away the first time she gets pissed. Oninitial impressions I liked Luke most. But then I liked Emma initially in BB5 and wanted to kill her when she rucked with the JC's so what do I know ?

Didn't have it in me to watch this last night.

Oh crap. I've just found out that Dale comes from the same place I do. :waa:

This is the first time i've watched Big Brother for about 4 years. I'm struggling but I think I may get addicted to it. But I am going to fight this :eh?: My first impression was that they were really annoying and for most of them that hasn't changed. At the moment I don't mind Mikey. That one who went in screaming, really got on my wick.

God. Luke is a whinging litte shit isn't he? Why do I think he was the teacher's pet at school?

Give me Coookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I think tey have a pretty good mix this year, although there are a few really dull con-*test*-('")ants such as Dale, Darnell, Rebecca and Rachel. I am glad Steph has gone. Mario is a plum but Steph was just taking up oxygen in there. I sort of like Alex because she has a bit of life and there are a few too many dullards in there for my taste.