Boromir, Son of Condo!
I'm sure you've probably all seen things like this in the past, but I've just spent a pleasant 5 minutes reading these "Engrish" caps of the LOTR films. http://palespring.steelsheen.com/badcaps.php Enjoy :D

That's fucked up... I once got a R3 version of Seven Samurai and the subtitles made about as much sense as that...