OK people, here's all the films I've seen in Canada, 15 in all!! :D
Enchanted (2007), It's a Disney film, but not as you know it. It blends the worlds of classic Disney animation with that of modern day New York. In the land of Andalasia, it has fairytale princess Giselle (Amy Adams) being transported from her animation fantasyland to real-life New York, where she is soon involved with lawyer Robert Philip (Patrick Dempsey), but Prince Edward (James Marsden) is on his way to rescue her from this strange land, and the evil Queen Narissa (Susan Sarandon) intends to put a stop to any such fairytale happy ending. A good breath of fresh air for the tired old Disney film, it's something different and it works, and it has good performances and good fish-out-of-water jokes within. 4/5
Casino Royale (1967), a kick in the balls to the original Bond films. This was the result of a troubled production and too much money. This has Sir James Bond (David Niven) comes out of retirement to take on SMERSH, but in order to trick SMERSH, every available agent is renamed James Bond. One of which, Evelyn Tremble (Peter Sellers) is sent to take on Le Chiffre (Orson Welles) in a game of baccarat at Casino Royale. The film is like some horrific car accident, the sort you can't tear your eyes away from!! It took 5 directors (Val Guest, Ken Hughes, John Huston, Joseph McGrath and Robert Parrish), to do it. But, it did have a good cast, including Peter Sellers, David Niven, Orson Welles, Ursula Andress, Woody Allen, Ronnie Corbett, William Holden, Bernard Cribbins, Geoffrey Bayldon, Derek Nimmo, Chic Murray and Deborah Kerr!! Without this film, there would have been no Austin Powers!! ;) 3/5
Speed Racer (2008), The Wachowski Brothers make a film completely a world away from The Matrix, with this film, they lighten up, and do something for the whole family with this film based upon the 1960's Japanese Cartoon. This has Speed Racer (Emile Hirsch), a teen who lives and breathes racing cars. His family Pops Racer (John Goodman) and Mom Racer (Susan Sarandon), run an independent business building racecars, but when their homerun business is threatened by the corrupt Royalton (Roger Allam), Speed decides to fight back using his knowledge of racing. It's a hyperkenetic, super-psychedelic adventure, containing the sort of visuals some films have never dared put on. It doesn't always work, but at least it's different from alot of the other summer films this year. It's just big, dumb fun, nothing more to it. 3/5
Bad Timing (1980), one of Nicolas Roeg's most upsetting and shocking films, but also one of his very best films. Set in Vienna, this is a story told in flashback focusing on a relationship between Alex Linden (Art Garfunkel) and Milena Flaherty (Theresa Russell), which ends in sexual obsession and tragedy. It's hardly the stuff of mainstream cinema, but Roeg brings the best out of his cast, which also features Harvey Keitel and Denholm Elliot. But, it does have some sickening moments, tastefully done though, including Garfunkel fucking his dead wife!! :shock: Now, you don't get such obscenity in films like that today!! 4/5
In Bruges (2008), a black comedy from director Martin McDonagh. This has hitmen Ray (Colin Farrell) and Ken (Brendan Gleeson) who after a hit gone wrong after told by their boss Harry (Ralph Fiennes), to stay in the history Belgian city of Bruges and await further instructions, they become used to the local customs of the city, but it's not very quiet for long. A very good film, it balances it's dark moments out with some very funny moments. It's got some funny dialogue and good performances, it almost feels like a Coen Brothers film in places, but McDonagh is most certainly a director to keep an eye on!! ;) 4/5
Shine A Light (2008), Martin Scorsese does a live concert film of The Rolling Stones, performing live over 2 nights at the Beacon Theatre in New York in 2006. The film brings out the very best in them, as they perform old classics and some songs never before done on stage before. Plus, they're not alone, they have some special guests in the form of Jack White, Buddy Guy and Christina Aguilera. Scorsese even punctuates the songs with some old archive interviews, which adds to the entertainment. Shine a Light is very well shot, and The Rolling Stones still have the momentum which has kept them going for about 45 years now, long may it continue. 5/5 - IN IMAX!! :D
Network (1976), one of the most topical films of the 1970's, this has UBS TV newsanchor Howard Beale (Peter Finch) being sacked for his shows low-ratings. So, he threatens to murder himself on live television at the end of his last week, his rants capture the attention of the American TV viewing public, and entertainment programming boss Diana Christensen (Faye Dunaway), who is looking for new ways to boost the stations ratings. It's a very well made film, and it's alot more relevent today than it was back then, it's well written by Paddy Chayefsky and director Sidney Lumet keeps the mood up throughout the film. Hollywood should take note of this film, as we need more like it. 4/5
Yours, Mine and Ours (1968), before the 2005 remake, there was the 1968 original. This has Navy warrant officer Frank Beardsley (Henry Fonda) who happens to have 10 children, and nurse Helen North (Lucille Ball), who has 8 children. When they meet, it's love at first sight, and they decide to marry, despite having 18 children between them. An innocent family film from the 1960's which you don't get the likes of these days, but it's good fun throughout, with some funny moments in it, and Fonda and Ball makes a good couple for the film. 3/5
Hang 'Em High (1968), Clint Eastwood does an American western done in the same style and manner of the Spaghetti Westerns he did. Eastwood plays Jed Cooper, a former lawman, who survives a hanging for a crime he didn't commit, but he soon becomes a US Marshall, and is determined to see that justice is served. A very atmospheric and very violent as well, it's a revenge tale which tells us that no-one wins when someone is on a personal vendetta. Oh, and it has appearences from Bruce Dern and Dennis Hopper. 4/5
No Country for Old Men (2007), The Coen Brothers come back down to Earth with this violent modern day Western. This has hunter Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin) taking a case full of cash from the aftermath of a drugs-deal gone wrong, big mistake. On his tail is assassin Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem), who intends to get back the case, and behind him is Sheriff Ed Tom Bell (Tommy Lee Jones), who feels he is too old in the face of this new wave of violence. A contender for the Coen's best serious film, it's their most violent one to date, but it has some good performances to it's name, and it deserved every award it won!! :D 5/5
Forrest Gump (1994), Robert Zemeckis adapts Winston Groom's novel of simpleton Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks), just a mother's boy from Alabama who just so happens to be at major events in American history, from meeting 3 presidents, to being a football player to fighting in Vietnam, meeting John Lennon, becoming a shirmping tycoon and running across America. I don't care what people say about this film, it's an excellent film, which shows the best and worst of American culture and life, all seen through the eyes of one man. It deserved the Oscars it won, and Hanks gave a good performance. 5/5
Cry-Baby (1990), a lovely camp and funny little film from Baltimore madman John Waters. This was his first big Hollywood film for Universal Pictures, and it helped make a big star out of Johnny Depp. He plays Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker, a 'Drape' (a rocker) who lives with his hilbilly family, and he tries to win the affections of local posh girl Allison Vernon-Williams (Amy Locane). It's a camp and cheesy musical, but that's what makes it good. It has moments which you'd expect from John Waters, plus it has a good cast including Iggy Pop, Rikki Lake, Traci Lords and Willem Dafoe!! 4/5
The Hudsucker Proxy (1994), The Coen Brothers' first big Hollywood film for Warner Bros. and producer Joel Silver. This has new college graduate Norville Barnes (Tim Robbins), who is employed in the mailroom at Hudsucker Industries just as their boss Warning Hudsucker (Charles Durning), commits suicide, Norville is made president expecting to fail so the board can buy the stock, he however, has an invention which does well. A charming little film with good humour and a fairy tale feel, even the vision of 1950's New York in this film is rather like something out of a comic book, but it does contain some of the best scenes the Coen's have ever done. 5/5
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008), the cinemas grea-*test*-('") adventurer is back after 19 years. Harrison Ford returns as Indiana Jones, who this time is looking for a legendary Crystal Skull which belongs to an ancient society in South America. But, on his tail are the Russians, led by Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett), but he soon finds himself reunited with a face from the past, and a secret or two. A great action adventure which makes you feel like a kid again, especially when that theme comes on. Steven Spielberg stages some good action sequences in the film, and gets the best out of the supporting cast, including Shia LaBeouf, John Hurt and Ray Winstone. This should give the franchise real closure now. 4/5
The Out-of-Towners (1970), a very funny comedy from writer Neil Simon and director Arthur Hiller. This has suburbian couple from Ohio George and Gwen Kellerman (Jack Lemmon and Sandy Dennis), who go to New York, as he has been offered a job there. But as soon as they leave Ohio, everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong, their flight to New York is diverted, they lose their luggage, they miss the train, they're kidnapped and that's just the tip of the iceberg. It's a very funny film, better than the 1999 remake, and it's got a good score by Quincy Jones in it as well. But, it's two lead performances and crackerjack dialogue complete the film!! 4/5

Phew!!